Step 1: Roll out dough and select your shape.
Step 2: Bounce excitedly as your brother gets to cut out a cookie. Ask ten times if it's your turn yet. Switch places with your brother. Repeat 10 times.
Step 3. Watch mom put cookies in oven. Ask her 15 times if they are done yet.
Step 4. Watch mom take the cookies out of the oven. Ask her 10 times if they are cool yet.
Step 5. Ask mom again when they will be ready to decorate. Get frustrated when mom tells you we don't have the ingredients to make royal icing.
Step 6. Send mom to the corner store (i.e. gas station) for powdered sugar.
Step 7. Watch mom make icing. Ask her 5 times why the egg yolks don't go into the icing.
Step 8. Finally! Decorate the cookies!
Step 9. Ask mom 50 times when you can eat the cookies. Sigh when she says not until after naptime.
Step 10. Eat a cookie and pronounce it the "greatest cookie ever."
I suppose I'd have to agree. They do look pretty festive, don't they?
